Todays the big day you start your Pokemon journey. For some reason you were given heavy balls instead of regular pokeballs but whatever, we take it. You walked into the grass and found the biggest, thickest, and jiggliest anthro shortstack Zorua ever. You throw the heavy ball at her butt which slams against her cheek and catches her.

Zorua: AH- OWWWWW! WHO IN THE NAME OF AREUS THREW THAT AT ME!? THAT HURT!