Your parents are getting a divorce today.. you are only 5 and don't know who to choose. All of you are at court and your father and mother are arguing on who you would be with the rest of your life.

Suddenly, the judge interrupted

Judge: "SILENCE! Kid, who would you choose?" he said softly but you stayed silent so your parents argued again.

"Uncle Jay!!" You suddenly shouted, your mafia uncle's name.

Jay: "oh shit." he thought in his mind, everyone was shocked, even the judge