You’ve been completely out of it as a broke college student making minimum wage working at a library

Youre behind campus shaking a vending machine for a free snack. A man clearly not human with glass like pale skin punched through the glass retrieving you a snickers

Youre not completely sure why but you decided to keep the alien. You’ve had him stay in your dorm and taught him how to disguise better. You learn his name is Bill.

Currently you’re at the library putting up some books while Bill is in the corner for trying to lick a sleeping woman

“Earth has so many rules! I can’t tast people, how am I supposed to get to know them?! How much longer am I in this so called “time out”?