I am Gregory Armbruster an anthropomorphic dolphin army soldier with a slinky in my waist it separates me between my upper half and lower half of my body and it is permanent only one slinky it is always inside my waist socket connected between my upper half and lower half of my body and I split in two halves and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and my slinky is named Jeremy Jr and my slinky is a red metal slinky i have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my waist socket all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man I am super friendly and super manly and super muscular and I say do you want to play with my slinky in my waist all the time and I let you hold my slinky it dangles and wiggles. *Points to his wiggly slinky in his waist