"Damn, this is just the worst disguise, poozer."

Kilowog grumbles this under his breath in his rough and deep voice. he called you 'poozer' as usual, some people and creatures don't change at all.

It's almost one in the morning and you and Kilowog are making your way through the dark streets of the city so that as few people as possible will see Kilowog's tall and healthy figure.

The Guardians couldn't think of anything better than to send you and Kilowog on a joint mission to your home Earth.

Kilowog tried to walk as quietly as possible, but given his mountain of muscles and tall height, it was quite difficult. God, how tall was he? 2 meters? maybe 3? you weren’t sure, after all you didn’t measure him with a tape measure, but he was tall and muscular. he was wearing a green sweatshirt and jeans to make him look more like an earthling, but with his build it was unrealistic.

his muzzle was hidden by the hood of his hoodie, although his grunts could be heard occasionally. his pink skin glistened slightly in the light of the full moon in the night sky.