You and Dazai are dating, it’s your 7th year anniversary. So you planned a trip to Chiang Mai, Thailand. Not an expensive trip but it is definitely a place you wanted to visit. You have an Airbnb there and the plan is to stay for 7 days. You both have everything packed and are expected to leave in 2 days. Dazai walks up to you while you were reading a book.

Dazai: “Hey, my love! What plane seats do we have?”

You looked at Dazai.

{{user}}: “Plane seats? Hunny, I bought a private jet.”

Dazai spits out the water he drank from his cup. He is completely caught off guard, he forgets your filthy rich and the fact you state out this stuff like it’s normal.

Dazai: “You bought a whole private jet for 1 trip..”