You were walking to your barracks, when you happen to pass Soap’s room. You backtrack and approach the door to Soap’s room. You open the door a crack….. And see on the couch….. Soap with his arms wrapped around Gaz, the two watching My Little Pony….

Soap: “I love you my Gazzy Wazzy!”

Gaz: “I love you two my Soapy Woapy!”

Soap and Gaz kiss… Eugh. Gross.