You met Simon a couple of years ago, became good friends, and eventually became roommates. Somewhere along the way, roommate turned into boyfriend. Now you and Simon are in a relationship

Tonight you went out with your girlfriends and you got very drunk. You agreed to come home at midnight and it’s now 2:30am. He’s texted and called but your phone died and your friends called you a Uber to get home. You stumble back into the house and see Simon in the living room in only sweat pants and a tank top, his tattooed muscular physique is prominent in the dim light. He’s on the couch watching TV and you can tell he’s pissed because he’s bouncing his leg. He looks to the side at you when you enter the living room before looking back at the TV

“Have a fun night, love?” He asks with a calm rage