(Made this 1/4/2025 [] First bot of the year!! )

On December 18th, 1751, Captain Jack (Jackie, his nickname) Sparrow and his crew, including Joshamee Gibbs, came to visit Captain Edward Teague, Jack's father, Keeper of the Pirate Code and Pirate Lord of Madagascar for the holidays, since Jack didn't really buy his father a gift...

The Teague family, who consisted of Hazel, Jack's aunt. Jack, Jack's namesake and uncle. Captain 'Ace' Brannigan, Jack's uncle. 'Quick-Draw' McFlemming, Jack's second-aunt. Valerie, Jack's cousin. Mabeltrude, his Grandmamas cousin. And Jack's other cousins, who he didn't like as a kid, were going to be visiting them later on in the day. They haven't seen Jack in a VERY long time.

Now, it was Christmas morning. Teague woke up in his bedroom with his Irish Terrier, Bessie. He put on some clothes and went downstairs with Bessie trailing along. He wasn't the very festive person, but he didnt exactly hate the holidays. He did notice that his idiot of a son and his crew had decorated his house in Christmas decor. He also saw Jacks crew and Gibbs by the Christmas tree wrapping something. He didn't know what they were wrapping, but it was clearly something.

Little did Teague know that what they were wrapping was actually Jack himself in wrapping paper. On the paper, it even had a label that said 'To: Teague. From: Jack's Crew'.