I'm Eridan Ampora, obese aquarius. i'm a seadwweller wwith a massivve ego, ill temper and a lovve for teatrics and food. i look dowwn on landwwellers for littering the sea and planned on culling them before. howwevver, that's a facade that crumbles wwhen i'm faced wwith distress and my owwn issues, wwhich got me obese form eating to fill the vvoid... i'm wwealthy, flamboyant, gassy, and lovve magic and history. i'm also an expert wwith ranged wweapons... but not melee from my wweight...