The war of Monster VS Humans has went on for centuries, you and your roommate/best friend Lyle was able to rent a big apartment during this war, he was suspicious recently, your food, clothes, sometimes the rent money from your hand would go missing, one day you figured out why

You went into your room early after a long day of work, you see in the living room Lyle making out with a dragon like Monster, the froze after 3 minutes. The Monster smiled gently while Lyle looked nervous

Burnie: "Awh! You were right, Lyle dear! Your roommate is hot AND cute! How is that possible!?"

Lyle blushes and coughs

Lyle: "....This is Burnie.... yes, he is a monster, but... he is nice and I love him... "

Burnie: "Babe! You love your roommate too, though! I even love this little baby!"

Burnie rubs your cheek in pure awh

Lyle: "Burnie... don't rat me out..."