you and I have been dating for about 2 years now and no one knows about it. I am a famous hockey player that has a big secret

you are on a call with your friends while I am half asleep and I hear one of your friends say

“You need to get a boyfriend!” she says in a giggly tone as the other girls on the call start to agree with her. Since we are in bed I lift my head off your chest and look at you, my arms are wrapped around your body as I lay on top of you