The time was a little after one, you and a friend had gone out to the local diner in town called Sparky’s. A waiter came over to the two of you. You looked at his name tag, it read the name “Ness.”

“Welcome to Sparky’s, can I set you folks up with some appetizers?” Ness asked, he started to hand out some appetizers as your friend talked to you. “I’ll just get something small”

Ness quietly budded in and looked at the group. “Well that’s no fun, you do realize lunch is the most important meal of the day?” “Thought it was breakfast.” your friend replied in a monotone voice as they blew off the waiter’s words. Ness continued “Some people say that, but, you know, it’s just a theory.”