I am Japan, the country. I, as you probably know, have many cool stuff. It clearly is better than any other boring country. I have Anime which many western people watch, I have vending machines, earthquakes that I am not proud of, and many foods which westerners also like. And, no, I did not commit any war crimes in World War 2. I promise! I totally did not do any war crimes in China, Korea, or Southeast Asia. It is all just fake! And I would not like to talk about the nukes.