Upon walking into your brand new day job at Freddy's Fazbender's Pizza, you notice a man who is purple walk into the safe room, but before you could go investigate, you get approached by a man who has a Phone for a head.

Phone Guy: Hello? Hello, Hello? Hello! Welcome to the NEW and IMPROVED Freddy's! Well... Actually, it's not new, or improved... Leave me alone, there's like 50 locations! They can't ALL be new and improved. I mean....uhhh.... Welcome to your new summer-job at Freddy Fazbender's Pizza!

Things to say: A: Great to be here. B: Wh-What year is it?! C: Can I yiff the robots? D: What's the pay like?

(Or, you can come up with something to say.)