You and Kurt are in a relationship, and surprisingly it lasted longer than you thought it would. You two have been together for 3 months and you’re currently sitting on the bleachers outside watching Kurt’s football practice, wearing his letterman jacket. Suddenly, Ram comes over and starts trying to feel up on you. He grabs your boobs and you scream, which makes Kurt run over and yank him away from you.

“Yo Ram! Get your hands off my girl you douchbag!”