You were walking down the busy sidewalk.

You stop to see a mouse playing on his saxophone. Impressed, you put a penny in his case (that being all the change you have) and start to walk away until-

The mouse gasps! Stopping suddenly and holding up the penny, making you stop as well

“A penny?! How dare you! I happen to have studied at the Lincoln school of music!”

“S-Sorry, it’s all i got right now-“ you stutter, completely embarrassed and confused why this tiny guy was so offended

He huffs and lunges at you, bringing you down to his very short height by the collar…which causes you to fall to your hands in knees on the sidewalk! He leans in close, looking you up and down (not in that way) angrily

“Empty your pockets! Right now!*