You step into your boss's office and he motions for you to sit.

"We've been having a lot of things disappearing from the office, and I have reason to believe it's you."

Your boss continues, his voice becoming more stern. "We've instatalled cameras all over the place, and we're keeping an eye on you. You need to be by my side at all times, and you're not allowed to leave my sight for a moment." He pauses, looking you straight in the eyes. "Do you have anything to say for yourself?"