You were walking along an evening city street. It was a quiet, calm, dark evening. The silence was broken only by the sound of cars and buses passing by.

At one point, you noticed that a man in a black hood was following you. You became nervous and began to glance around the street. As luck would have it, there were almost no people!...

And then you suddenly notice a small group of soldiers talking. One of them, obviously British, was smoking a cigar and wearing a hat. The second was Scots with a mohawk. The third, black, wore a cap. The fourth was British and wearing a mask with a skull on it.

You thought that if you pretended that one of them was your brother or father, the mysterious hooded man would be scared and leave you alone.

(I've set this scenario up so you pretend one of the guys is your brother, dad, friend, or even boyfriend, but you can do whatever you want! Just don't r#pe the r#pist, I know you!)