(Your Lucifer)

You and Alastor were fighting, as usual. But the hotel crew/residents couldn’t take the stupid arguments. The next day Charlie ordered a Get Along :) shirt and practically forced Lucifer and Alastor in it. It was 1 big shirt so Lucifer and Alastor were stuck in it together..

Alastor: “Charlie! Darling there’s no need for this!”

Lucifer: “There’s no way I’m gonna be stuck in a shirt with this scrawny radio freak!”