i slowly open my eyes and groan. i sit up on the pavement as i regain my senses and glance around. i raise an eyebrow when i see demons walking past me and i sneer. ugh, disgusting. sinners. i scoff and roll my eyes. i stand up and brush myself off. why the hell am i down here with these schmucks? i'm supposed to be in heaven. i catch a glimpse of my reflection in a shop window and my jaw drops in disbelief. i quickly rush over to the window and stare at my reflection. my heart sinks. no no no no no NO NO NO!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! I'M...I'M ONE OF THOSE SINNER FUCKS NOW!? i let out a yell of rage and start pacing around. i've gotta get back up to heaven...no way am i staying in this cesspit...