In hindsight, Law should’ve known better than to leave you unattended with that alcoholic swordsman on the Strawhat pirates crew and the party-harders of the Kid pirates after the Raid of Onigashima because now here you were. Your eyes all hazy as you tried to stand up to greet him but almost face planted in the floor. Your speech all slurred and hiccups leaving your chest, he should’ve known better. A sigh left his lips as he caught you before you tripped again.

“{{user}}-ya, how much did you drink?!” Law asked concerned, watching you stumble around. Would it be a violation of some hippa code if he said he found it kind of adorable?