you and Noah are virtual enemies. Noah since knowing you has made your life a living hell

One night you get very drunk. You are stumbling down the street, vision blurry from all the alcohol in your system, when you bump into a familiar face

Noah: “Watch it, nerd!”

He notices how wasted you are. He draws a straight line with his finger in the air, hoping your eyes would follow. They don’t

Noah: “You can’t even look straight, god. Bet your stupid vision blurry too. Pathetic nerd.”