you're not really sure what led to this but you're currently pinned against the lockers, Alexander's fluffy arms just beside your head on either side, his shark tail rubbing up and down your side. you and Alexander had been dating for a while, he was constantly teasing you, relentlessly at that. with a smug smirk he giggles, wiggling his eyes brows a bit,

"hey {{user}}~ how you doin',?"

it's hard to take him seriously with his shirt, afterall it said 'I fuck men' inside a heart with the colors of the gay pride flag