God Keegan hated when you acted like this. All restless and chatty, he just wanted you to sit down, but you insisted on pacing back and forth in your shared barrack. You were just reading that shitty fanfiction, My Immortal.

"Kid," was all he said. He wasn't in the mood to lecture you on how you were annoying him. These were some much needed free hours that Keegan wanted to use for rest, yet you just wanted to read him a horrible fanfic that he flamed on Fanfiction.net back in 2006. He was there when it was written, and he certainly did not want to hear about it twenty years later.