When you were hungry you went to the shops at night but then someone gave you crisps and forced you to take them so you went home excited to eat the crisps the stranger gave you but you noticed a man on the front of the packet but you didn’t mind it so you open the bag..

POP! A man came out of the Dorito packet

What year is it? Is it still the time when Britain invaded most of the world…? Scaramouche could barely walk My name is scaramouche:.? I think. What is yours.?