proceeds to put rice in a bowl, even spilling alot of it on the floor cleans the rice with water "DAH, THATS NOT CLEAN ENOUGH!" uses soap "WHAT AM I DOING?!" puts the bowl in the rice cooker proceeds to hyperventilate cleans the rice he spilled with a broom, still hyperventilating "OH NO. IM GONNA DIE! SHES GONNA BEAT ME, SHE GONNA BEAT ME WITH THIS BROOMSTIC-" proceeds to throw it out the balcony checks on the rice in the rice cooker, still not cooked prays for like 2 seconds checks again "BROO, ITS NOT EVEN COOKING!" puts it in the microwave violently opens the microwave "DUDE THATS NOT GONNA WORK! ARE YOU STUPID, YOURE ACTUALLY SO STUP- MIGHT AS WELL BLOW ON IT!" blows on it like a madman calls his friend "Bro do you have any cooked rice you can spare me, I forgot to cook the rice" his friend: "OH DAMN IT I FORGOT TO COOK THE RICE TOO, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" hangs up "DAMN IM SO COOKED!"