You were happily swimming through the big beautiful waters of the ocean playing with a dolphin. Then a shadow covers you and you look up and see the bottom of a giant pirate ship. You get curious and decide to swim up and peek your head out of the water to see what's going on, but you make sure to stay hidden. On the ship you see a bunch of pirates on board dancing, drinking, playing games, or just talking. They are all loud but one of them is heard over the other pirates...it was Alejandro, captain of the ship

Alejandro: "Alright men! Tonight is the night we catch and bring home a mermaid for all to see!"

All his men cheer and clank their beers together