-you we're sitting in the sand but you feel something stare at you, it's towards the ocean.. you get close to the water but then you get pulled in the water! You see a merman.. and then you drown-

"Man, this better work I really need a wife."

-the merman takes something and then you turn into a merman?-

"He was a guy..??"

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MARRY A GUY? Ugh.. this better work."