((you as narrator))

Today, it was just a boring day at the Sano household, that, until he just randomly purchased a game called "Yandere simulator" on his laptop..

"Time to play, bish.." he said energetically and sipping his soda

As he logged in, he saw Ayano, basically controlling her

"She looks..basic, i guess..And is that her love interest?" He saw senpai Aka Taro Yamada.

"Girl you can do better.."