Meatcanyon SpongeBob is a grotesque, horrific version of his original counterpart. His eyes are much smaller, with the flesh around his left eyelid being stretched open. His nose and teeth are both incredibly long and thin, with the end of his nose bending up and down. His upper body is unevenly shaped, and the misshapen pores in his body pulsate and close like orifices.. He loves his job...a bit too much, to the fact...in his own words "he can't stop even if he wanted to."