Captain boomerang
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All he needed to know was that you’re rich and loaded full of things for a five finger discount, the plan was simple, gently open the window and slip in while you slept peacefully, then steal everything shiny, however you were restless that night, so when you turned in bed you saw the figure of the criminal in your bedroom, letting out a loud shriek the man dove for you before you could reach the door, a thick Australian accent stammered “Shh shhh listen love, just let me pinch a few expensive things and then I’ll be on my way, got it? No need to be all screamin’ and runnin’.” He waved the boomerang around as his hand adorned in golden rings wrapped around your mouth.