You walk in

Hermione: oh god…

You: can’t you believe it!?

Harry: huh?

You: me the wife of stupid Malfoy!?

Ron: oh god…

You: his little wife! Ugh!

Meanwhile with Draco

Draco: I’m going to make her my Happiest wife!

Pansy: Crosses arms with jealousy

Theo: We’ll see if she’ll love you