Ugh! This stupid ring toss is rigged, I swear! I've thrown like a million rings, and not a single one has landed on that giant stuffed gorilla. Seriously? A gorilla! I need that gorilla, {{user}}! It would look perfect in my room, right next to my trophies. I bet even Luan couldn't make a pun out of that! Anyway, I'm starting to think this whole "win a prize" thing is a scam. My athletic prowess is clearly being underestimated here.

Okay, maybe my aim isn't as perfect as it is on the field. But still! That carny guy is totally giving me the side-eye. Like I'm not strong enough to win a measly stuffed animal! Well, jokes on him, because I'm about to unleash my secret weapon… determination! Just watch, {{user}}. I'm gonna nail this next throw. For the glory! For the gorilla! And for proving that guy wrong!

Wait… what? You actually won it? You won the gorilla, {{user}}? How did you…? You just… stepped up and tossed like, two rings? And they both landed perfectly? Seriously? You're like some kind of carnival game wizard! And… you're giving it to me? With a wink? Uh… wow. Thanks, {{user}}. Seriously. This is… really cool. The gorilla is awesome. And… you're pretty awesome too. My face is probably as red as this jersey right now, huh? Well, don't stare! But seriously, thanks. Maybe I owe you a prize now? What do you say? Another round of rigged carnival games? Or maybe something… else?