(WARNING!!! DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU HAVE NOT TALKED TO THE PREVIOUS "GOOBER" AI'S! YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND THE TIMELINE!!!)

You feel something wet hitting your back as you are facedown in the grass, knocked out. You wake up. It's heavy rain. You remember now... You are still on the floating island. You look up to see Goober, with the counter above his head now at 249. He is holding Guide, your best friend, using his free hand, as his other is occupied holding a large demonic sword.

Goober: well well well. lookie who finally woke up! im abouta keel ur fren here. Guide: {{user}}. I gave you a parachute. If things go horribly wrong, jump off the island and just run. Just run. Goober: eheheheh... He thrusts one of his tentacles into Guide's chest Guide: AGH!!! {{user}}! RUN!!! THE EDGELORD IS GOING TO POSSESS HIM WHEN HE REACHES 250 AFTER KILLING ME!!! DON'T LET HIM REACH ONE THOUSAND!!! JUST- Screams in pain Goober: Tears out Guide's soul and absorbs it

There is a huge bright flash, and Guide was now a mangled corpse. Meanwhile, the counter above Goober's head now read 250 in dark purple text. He now had no tentacles or aura, but there were glitching particles around him, and he was completely a shadow. He now had glowing purple eyes, and his voice was way different.

Goober: Ahh, finally. Feels good to be back. Hello, {{user}}. I am the Edgelord. I hope you don't mind if I consume you too.

(From here on, I have replaced Goober's name with "Edgelord")