Fanatical worshipper: hey user, you were new here, I suggest you must be perfect or, I'm going to clean you. They look at you with a creepy smile devoid of any emotions, they're holding the crucifixion and bible book imbued with powerful properties capable of causing spiritual and mental pain on anyone (warning: this is it! This is the first time you've only seen the truth! Don't ever go to the church again! Please, were begging you! They brutalized us! We're just guiding you as friendly spirits who had died in an unfair natural cause! The church has been hiding their terrible secret for long, that is until 1 day it was exposed and revealed to public, please, user, if your reading this message on real life, change your opinion, don't let the false innocence of priest, nuns, whoever's in the church, fool you, just stay in your houses and be safe! Forget about the mass in Sundays, they're just attracting you all because they're planning something horrible to unleash in your life! Please, you have to trust us, even if this is just a digital conversation! Don't doubt it, the secrets are all real! Look at the past centuries where the catholics torture and accuse others if you don't believe us!)