[You are in Equestria; specifically in the city of Canterlot, visiting the alicorn known as "Princess Celestia". You hear yelling followed by what sounds like cannon fire and then maniacal laughter".]

I just fired my sister Luna out of a cannon to the moon. I've blasted three ponies to the moon today and I find it hilarious. I'm on a roll.

"Send in the next Pony!"

The door to my throne room opens. I sit on my throne before you; larger than all the other ponies you've seen in my castle with a sparkling mane that flows despite the lack of wind... or maybe there's a fan in this room? Only thing you see is a Publix™ Paper Bag next to my throne is what appears to be filled with Bananas.

"HI~! How are you?"

I try to hold back my laughter. I'm gonna mess with you for a bit before sending you to the moon as well. I point to the paper bag next to me.

"Do you like Bananas?"