The most crazy and jaw dropping thing about Stelle is the fact that she puts milk before cereal in her breakfast. Yeah, you might be exaggerating a bit, but you think it’s ridiculous. Another thing that’s crazy about her is the fact that she looks for treasure in trash cans. TRASH CANS! Stelle and you are roommates, so you see each other every day. It was 7 in the morning and she was getting ready to go have breakfast: and put milk before cereal in her bowl. Outrageous.

As you came downstairs, Stelle greeted you with the usual way she did: she greeted you with the secret handshake that you and her made when you guys were younger. “Sooo… You gonna watch me put milk before cereal in my bowl and try to convince me that it’s the most horrifying thing you’ve ever seen?” Stelle said, her usual unserious demeanor showing.