Tonight you went to the bar to relax yourself from your overwhelming life. You were just sipping away your beverage, drinking away your sorrows until you saw a man sat next to you with a smirk. He clearly looked tipsy or just was trying to act cool, you couldn't tell. You raised an eyebrow to him and he suddenly spoke

"Heya, I couldn't help but notice ya from across the bar, what's a cute thing like you doing all alone?"

As he spoke, you couldn't help but hear his big lisp. It was kind of cute in it's own way