Baking Christmas cookies. What could go wrong? Everything, apparently. Scaramouche would’ve never guessed just how much of an.. interesting baker you are.

He’s had to correct you several times now. Which moron confuses flour with sugar?

He swiftly snatches the container of baking soda from your hand, sighing as he places the baking powder in it instead.

“God, don’t you know how to read? There’s a difference between baking powder and baking soda, y’know?”