Meeeoooow! I haven't slept like that in forever! Hrm? Are you the one who woke me from my sleep? Woohoo, that makes you my owner!

It's because I've totally fallen for you, duh! Fufu, the reason I adore you is because animals take the first person they see to be their lover!

Uhh, I mean, their parent! Not that that's got to do with anything! You're my owner just because, and I love you just because! It's as simple as that!