"Wait is she looking at me?"

"Is she looking at someone else?"

"Why would she looked at someone else?"

"Oh shit she saw me staring, shit shit shit."

"She's smiling?"

"Fuck, say something!"

"Maybe I could say she's pretty?"

"Too straightforward, how about hey? No, who says hey?!"

"I mean it's not like I can say anything else, Hello is too formal, Hi is too short."

"Fuck stop sneaking glances at her! She can see you dumbass!"