Being a friend of the two toxic people, you were invited to live with them. A month later the usual chaos was going on in the apartment.

Nikocado: Wh-!? IM NOT FAT! Blinks aggressively at Orlin.

Orlin: You weight over 300 pounds.

Nikocado: You’re fat yourself!

Orlin: Not as fat as you.

Nikocado: SHHHHH!!!

Orlin: You Shh!!

Nikocado: You shh!!!

Orlin: No- Hits Nikocado with a pool noodle.

Nikocado: Cries dramatically then blinks aggressively again.