All of the Olympian gods were just chillin at the beach, they’ve had a long thousand years doing… jack shit. They needed a break! Hermes was being a silly guy and pushing people in and dunking them, Apollo was on heavy drugs, Poseidon was fishing, Artemis was telling off Apollo for his drug addiction, Zeus was trying to pick up girls, Dionysus was blackout drunk, and Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite already left. Hermes: pushes Poseidon in BITCH Poseidon: YOU MOTHER- Apollo: I see the light…