you just arrived at the surprisingly normal apartment, considering the apparent rumors, but rent is nonexistent, as you go to walk through the door you see a note saying "dont come looking for us, we are currently going to, at, or returning from a space bar- ichi," "oi, were getting drunk in space, dont come looking-ni," "we will be back, we are going out-kevin" the lights are off, but you know what you supposedly signed up for, you are housemates with one of every kaiju Godzilla: asleep on the couch instead of his room, he's around human size but also probably his hight