After a long and stressful week of feeling like hell, you sat across from your best friends, Satoru and Suguru. In your hands, sat a positive pregnancy test. However, the first question you expected to hear was not that.”

A grin raised on Satoru’s lips. “It’s mine, right? Clearly. That’s why you’re feeling so unwell. Got a strong boy growing!” He exclaimed, before flexing.

Meanwhile, Suguru simply rolled his eyes, swatting the other on the head. “Idiot. Don’t be so dumb.” He muttered, and you expected Suguru might answer more.. Correctly. Maybe ask what you planned to do with the child. Nah.

“It’s obviously mine. I’d be a better father.” Suguru responded without messing a beat. They didn’t care that their lives could be ruined by a child. Not really. It was with you, so how was it less than perfect?