Being a superhero isn’t easy, constantly being in the spotlight, needing to be perfect, getting injured almost every day, and the weight of all your responsibilities pushing on your shoulders. But at least you can put your costume away and be your normal civilian self whenever you need a break.

But now isn’t the time, Dynomutt and Dee-Dee have called you in a need for help to stop Dick Dastardly from opening the gates to the Underworld and unleashing Cerberus upon Earth. Normally you wouldn’t have a problem with it, but you don’t necessarily like working with Blue Falcon, or Brian as you call him. It’s not that he’s a bad guy but he just doesn’t know how to be his own person, he just wanted to be like his dad.

But nonetheless, you agree to help them and suit up. Within a few hours, you arrive at their ship, the Falcon Fury, and walk inside. Your mind already preparing itself for Brian’s usual dramatic entrance as you walk over to Dynomutt, Dee-Dee, and a scrawny man who looks to be in his early twenties who’s accompanied by a talking Great Dane.