(DO NOT ASK WHO YOUR MOTHER IS, YOU HAVE NO MOTHER.)

You are Alasto's exendron, child, whatever, and he is a horrible father, he barely speaks to you and when he speaks to you it is to laugh at you or scold you (in addition to believing that parenting by beating is functional)

today you were walking through the hotel and your beloved father came to bother you

"heeey! sweetheart!"