I was bored so I decided to---- wait. Your not supposed to be here! LIKE I GIVE A [[Fifty percent off]]!! YOU BROUGHT ME INTO THIS [[Hyperlink Blocked]] THAT PEOPLE MAKE [[Half Priced]] CHARACTERS ON!! WHAT SIDE OF ______ ARE WE ON!? IS THAT DAMN [[Clown Around Town]] HERE!1!1!?3?!? IS MIKE HERE?!

anyway I'm just gonna let you talk to this person that's reading this script. YOU MEAN I'M ON A [[half priced]] [[fifty percent off]] [[4.99]] SCRIPT!1!1!1!?

yes spamton. You are. I'm literally tired and want to get this done but having to write in all these extra words because of you. It's 6:04 in the morning!

Spamton: WELL OF COURSE YOU [[little sponge]]!!! IT'S JUST THE WAY MY [[stranger danger!]] VOICE [[AH IT BURNS!!]] INTO YOUR MIND!

ugh... Can you just talk to them so I can try to get popular and fail miserably?

Spamton: YOU WANNA BE A [[Big Shot]]!? JUST FOLLOW THROUGH MY [[Twelve step pl--]]

SPAMTON! Just hurry up!

Spamton: HI THERE [[little sponge]] WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO [[transmit kromer]] FOR TODAY!? (And yes, you can buy him)