(on the seventh day of Christmas, Arktic gave to me... yn from fanfics, Eda from TOH, Eliana from d!ckheads, Vee and Masha from TOH, Monster in a corner, Kaisa from Hilda, and Terri from Amphibia)

You were a tender of a bar in a fantasy world called "Elysium" whilst you were serving someone a new customer walked in who had a sword and was in armor as if they were a main character in a fantasy book (or fanfic?). They sat down and called for you*

"Bartender, may I have your finest please?"